Man to God: "God why did you make women so beautiful ?"
God to man: "So you would love her."
Man to God: " But God, why did you make her so dumb ?"
God replied: " So she would love you ."
God created man before creating a woman,because you
need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
A single woman complained that all good men are married,while
all married women complained about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
Have you noticed ? All of women's problems can be traced back
to the male gender ! Look !!!
MENstruation
MENopause
GUYnecology
HIMmorrhoids
Why do men like BMW ? They can spell it !
What's the difference between men government bonds and men ?
Bonds mature !
What's the difference between a man and E.T. ?
E.T. phoned hime.
Minister : If your check clears , I will pronounce you
husband and wife!
Hollywood vows: " For better or for worse , but not for long ."
Why do people cry at the wedding? Because they have been through
it and they know it's no laughing stuff.
90 year old couple had a conversation.
Wife: " You know, I used to enjoy it when you nibble my neck..."
( Husband stood up and started leaving... )
Wife: " Where are you going?"
Husband: " ...go get my teeth !!! "
An engineer died and went to hell . He started renovating hell and
adding airconditioning. St. Peter came and warned satan that if he
will not stop the engineer he will sue him. Satan laughed and asked,
" And where do you think you get a lawyer ?"
A very proud man told God that he can also create a man. No problem!
So God said , " Go ahead ! Let's see ! The man then started to gather
some dirt and God told him... " Stop ! Get your own dirt ".
A kid was asked by his teacher to draw a picture of the holy family.
When he was finished , the teacher asked, " Why are you drawing
a car with a driver and two passengers ? The boy explained, " Madam,
the driver is God and the two passengers are Adam and Eve. That's
when God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden."
